so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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