Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I look excited, but its just a facade.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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