I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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