I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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