I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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