Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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