I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
