her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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