the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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