Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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