This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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