youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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