I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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