what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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