Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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