Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
