after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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