Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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