p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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