Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You are the jesus of drinking
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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