he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i used baking grease as lip gloss
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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