new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Terrible idea I love it
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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