She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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