What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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