Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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