We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
