i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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