Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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