When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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