Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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