So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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