Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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