My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Mom said you looked used
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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