Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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