I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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