super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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