dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
MIDGETS
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
