So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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