Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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