What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
