It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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