I just cut my nipple shaving
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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