Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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