And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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