For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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