did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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