the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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