I think my vagina is haunted
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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