Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
