hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
