Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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