The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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